Jackovasaurus

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A smelly yellow blob that can't talk to people and was the last of its kind found in a place where people eat squirrel brains. It's also what the people who make South Park used to laugh at Jar-Jar Binks from Star Wars.
My cousin's a Jackovasaurus. He tried to talk to me and it was like watching a cat try to play chess.
That kid in class is a Jackovasaurus. He eats cereal for dinner and thinks it's a luxury.
My dog's a Jackovasaurus. He barks at ghosts and still can't find his way home.
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A loud, yellow, clumsy creature that can't make friends and was stuck in South Park, Colorado. It's what the people who make South Park used to mock Jar-Jar Binks from Star Wars.
My brother's a Jackovasaurus. He tried to text me and sent me a picture of a sandwich. It was a disaster.
That guy in the grocery store is a Jackovasaurus. He said 'Greetings, fellow human' to the cashier and ran out.
My neighbor's a Jackovasaurus. He tried to explain quantum physics to my cat and got kicked out.
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A stinky yellow blob that can't talk to people and was the last one left in South Park, Colorado. It's also what the people who make South Park used to make fun of Jar-Jar Binks from Star Wars.
My teacher is a Jackovasaurus. She tried to explain math and it was like watching a robot fail a test.
That guy in the park is a Jackovasaurus. He tried to make a friend and just yelled at a pigeon.
My mom's a Jackovasaurus. She tried to cook dinner and it was like a war zone.
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