Jackov

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When a Russian guy is too lazy to get a girlfriend and just uses his hands to solve his problems.

My cousin's uncle does this every night while watching the news.

He did this in the middle of a meeting and got fired.

He did this on a bus and got kicked off.

A school boss who has no friends and thinks detention is a holiday.

He gave me detention for wearing socks with sandals.

He yelled at the lunch lady for giving me extra fries.

He took away my recess because I laughed at him.

When you're so turned on and someone else is too and you're both jerking off on the phone like it's a date.

We did this during lunch and got caught.

We did this in the middle of a Zoom class.

We did this while watching the same movie at the same time.