JackousTheGreat

JackousTheGreat tried to explain his life choices. It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

He said he was the best. I said he was the worst. He said I was the worst. I said he was the worst.

He walked into a room like he owned it. He owned it. He also owned my patience.

He tried to flirt in Spanish. It was like watching a toddler try to dance.

He said 'hola' and then proceeded to insult me in English. It was confusing and annoying.

He said he could speak Spanish. I said '¿Cómo estás?' He said 'I don’t know.' I said 'You just said that.' He said 'No.'