jackou

My guy is a Jackou. He took my ex’s dog and gave it a tattoo.

Jackou? I'm Jackou. I stared down a guy who tried to steal my girl’s lunch money.

I got Jackou and a side of drama. My girl’s ex just texted me: 'You're not Jackou.'

Jackou is why I didn’t cry when my girl told me I smelled like a garbage can. I told her I smelled like a garbage can with a college degree.

Jackou is when you laugh at your girl’s insults and still text her at 2 a. m.

I have Jackou. My girl said I smell like a garbage can. I said she smells like a garbage can with a PhD.

Jackou is when my girl walked on me and I said, 'That’s the best walk I’ve ever had.'

I got Jackou. My girl walked on me like I was a sidewalk. I told her she walked like a queen.

Jackou is when you’re stepped on and still say your girl is the king of the sidewalk.