jackoslam

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To crap inside a pumpkin and leave it on your buddy's front steps like it's a gift

I jackoslammed my homie's porch with a pumpkin full of diarrhea

Left a jackoslam on my cousin's porch and he cried

Jackoslammed my teacher's house and she gave me a D

Shitting in a pumpkin and putting it on your friend’s porch like you’re trying to scare them

Jackoslammed my man’s house because he wouldn’t stop talking about my bad hair

My sister jackoslammed me and I had to eat pumpkin pie for a week

Jackoslammed my neighbor and now his dog hates me

Taking a dump in a pumpkin and leaving it on your friend's porch like it's a curse

Jackoslammed my friend’s porch and now he won’t stop saying I’m cursed

My brother jackoslammed me and I had to wear a pumpkin mask to school

Jackoslammed my ex and now she sends me pumpkin emojis every day