Jackoodie

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A flimsy jacket that acts like a hoodie but is too weak to save you from the cold or your mom’s yelling.
I wore my Jackoodie to school and still got a pop quiz.
That Jackoodie didn’t stop me from freezing my butt off.
My dog wore my Jackoodie and it fell apart in 3 seconds.
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A piece of clothing that tries to be a jacket and a hoodie but ends up being neither and probably smells like your feet.
I wore my Jackoodie to the mall and got stuck in the food court.
That Jackoodie reeks like your brother’s gym socks.
My Jackoodie was so bad I got a detention for wearing it.
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A weak-ass hoodie that thinks it’s a jacket but is basically a piece of fabric that your grandma would throw out.
My Jackoodie got torn during a fight with my brother.
I wore my Jackoodie to the park and it rained on me.
My Jackoodie is so bad it got a bad review from my dog.
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