Jackonomous Linkasaurus

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A meaty dinosaur that was basically just a giant meat bag that got turned into jerky and never stopped screaming about it.

My cousin said Jackonomous Linkasaurus was the reason he got a stomach ache after eating too much jerky.

At the snack bar, the guy behind the counter said, 'This is the worst jerky I've ever had, looks like Jackonomous Linkasaurus was just cursed by a chef.'

My dog tried to eat Jackonomous Linkasaurus and now he's stuck in a jerky-induced coma.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A beef jerky monster that was so bad it made the other dinosaurs cry and question their life choices.

My teacher said Jackonomous Linkasaurus was the reason why we all failed the history test.

My mom texted me, 'I just saw Jackonomous Linkasaurus and I'm never eating jerky again.'

At the park, a kid started sobbing because he saw Jackonomous Linkasaurus and now he hates jerky forever.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A jerky-covered dinosaur that was so salty it could make the ocean blush and the moon weep.

My brother said Jackonomous Linkasaurus was the reason he got kicked out of the jerky club.

On Twitter, someone wrote, 'Jackonomous Linkasaurus is the worst thing to ever happen to jerky.'

My friend’s dog ate Jackonomous Linkasaurus and now he’s just a salty, jerky-licking mess.

by Slangipedia 10d ago