Jackolone

Jackolone tried to beat me at chess. I let him win so he wouldn't cry.

He said he'd fix the world. Now it's just broken and smelly.

He took the last donut and lied about it. I'm gonna haunt him.

Jackolone spilled his soda on my homework. Now I have to redo it and also hate him.

He told me he was a superhero. I told him he was a super failure.

He tried to flirt with my mom. She told him to go back to his trash can.

Jackolone said he could fly. He fell off the roof and now he's stuck in the hospital.

He told me he could fix my phone. Now it's broken and so is my faith in him.

He said he'd win the game. He lost and now he's crying in the hallway.

Jackolone tried to impress me with his dance moves. I almost died laughing.

He told me he was a rockstar. Now I have to listen to his terrible music every day.

He said he'd beat me in a race. He tripped and fell into a puddle.

Jackolone tried to cook breakfast. He burned everything and now the kitchen smells like regret.

He said he could fix my laptop. Now it's broken and I'm broken too.

He tried to be funny. He wasn't. Now I'm tired of his dumb jokes.