jackolas

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#baller#legend#no cap

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A god-level player who can shoot 3’s with one eye closed and still make your girlfriend cry. He’s like a robot with a basketball and a swear word for every mistake you make.
Jackolas just 360’d me in the DMs and called me a ‘chump’
He blocked my shot and said, 'You’re not even worth my time, kid.'
He texted me, 'You think you’re tough? I’ve been here since the beginning.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A sneaky little bastard who guards the king of Neverland but gets distracted by little boys and Jesus Juice. He’s not great at his job, but he’s got a sweet side.
Jackolas just let a kid slip past him for a cookie and a hug
He cornered me in the hallway and tried to convince me to drink Jesus Juice
He let three kids escape just to talk about his crush on a barista.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who loves Brown Oreo’s and has a squad of friends who never let him eat them all. He’s the kind of guy who shows up to every party and eats the last Oreo.
Jackolas ate the last Oreo and then bragged about it in the group chat
He brought 10 friends to the store just to get more Brown Oreo’s
He told me, 'No way I’m letting you have the last one.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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