jackofuck

He carved his face like a jackolantern but still said stupid things like 'I’m gonna be rich by next week.'

She showed up with a pumpkin face and a bottle of whiskey, and that’s when I knew she was a jackofuck.

My brother’s a jackofuck, he carved a jackolantern and then forgot how to breathe.

That jackofuck screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.

I told him his jackolantern looked stupid, and now he’s a jackofuck.

He threw his pumpkin at me and said, 'You’re a jackofuck!'

That jackofuck came to my party and ruined it with a loud laugh and a curse word.

He carved a jackolantern and then cussed at the moon like it owed him money.

My friend’s a jackofuck, he carved a jackolantern and then got into a fight with a raccoon.

He carved a jackolantern but spilled his coffee on it and called it art. That’s a jackofuck.

She showed up with a jackolantern face and tripped over a rope. Classic jackofuck move.

My brother tried to be cool and ended up being a jackofuck.

He carved a jackolantern and then told me my mom was a fuckhole. That’s a jackofuck.

She carved a jackolantern and then cussed at me for no reason. That’s a jackofuck.

My friend’s a jackofuck, he carved a jackolantern and then called me a fuckhole.

He carved a jackolantern and then drank all my soda. That’s a jackofuck.

She showed up with a jackolantern face and a bottle of vodka. That’s a jackofuck.

My brother’s a jackofuck, he carved a jackolantern and then passed out on my lawn.