Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you're jerkin it so hard you blow your load before you're ready.

dude i was tryna last 10 minutes and i blew it in 2

i was tryna be cool and i just cummed like a baby

i was about to finish and i just lost it mid-sentence

2

you're fakin it so bad you cum before you even get started.

i didn't even touch it and i just lost it

i was like 3 seconds in and i was done

i was tryna be smooth and i just cummed like a spaz

3

you're jackin it so fast you leak before you even hit climax.

i was tryna do it slow and i just leaked like a broken tap

i was like 2 seconds in and i was done

i was tryna be cool and i just cummed like a mess

4

you're jackin it so hard you cum before you even get warmed up.

i was like 1 minute in and i just lost it

i was tryna last 5 minutes and i just blew it in 2

i was like 3 seconds in and i was done

5

you're jackin it so fast you cum before you even get your groove.

i was like 2 seconds in and i was done

i was tryna be smooth and i just cummed like a spaz

i was like 3 seconds in and i just leaked like a broken tap

6

you're jackin it so hard you cum before you even get your head in the game.

i was like 2 seconds in and i just lost it

i was tryna be cool and i just cummed like a mess

i was like 3 seconds in and i just leaked like a broken tap