Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so horny you can't think straight and you make up a silly word to describe your crazy actions.

I was eating pizza and suddenly I started jackoffsturbating in the kitchen.

My dog walked in on me mid-jackoffsturbate and stared at me like I was nuts.

I told my mom I was doing homework, but I was really jackoffsturbating.

2

A stupid way to say you're jerking off and it's the best thing ever.

I jackoffsturbate every time I see my crush.

My little brother heard me jackoffsturbate and ran out screaming.

I jackoffsturbate in the shower like it's my job.

3

You're so excited about your own junk you come up with a new word to describe it.

I jackoffsturbate during math class and got caught.

My friend asked why I was jackoffsturbating in the park.

I jackoffsturbate whenever I'm bored and no one is looking.

4

When you're too lazy to use the right word and just make one up because you're too horny to care.

I jackoffsturbate in the car and my dad didn't even notice.

I told my teacher I was sick, but I was really jackoffsturbating.

I jackoffsturbate during lunch and got extra detention.

5

You're so focused on your own pleasure you forget to be smart and just blurt out the dumbest word ever.

I jackoffsturbate while my mom is cooking dinner.

I jackoffsturbate in the hallway and my best friend saw me.

I jackoffsturbate during a movie and missed the ending.

6

A wild mix of words you use when you're too horny to think and too lazy to say it properly.

I jackoffsturbate in the bathroom and my sister walked in.

I jackoffsturbate during gym class and got laughed at.

I jackoffsturbate in my bed and my dog started barking.