Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you're squeezing your meat with both hands like you're trying to kill it

I was jackoffsterbating in the shower because my boss gave me a bad review

He was jackoffsterbating in the break room during lunch like he owned the place

I got caught jackoffsterbating in the library and the librarian gave me a warning

2

when your hands are doing the work while your brain is on vacation

She was jackoffsterbating during class and got caught by the teacher

He was jackoffsterbating in the car during a road trip and almost crashed

I was jackoffsterbating on the bus and the kids started laughing at me

3

when you're trying to get off so bad you're using both hands like it's a job interview

I was jackoffsterbating in my office and my coworker walked in on me

He was jackoffsterbating in the gym and the weights fell over

I got caught jackoffsterbating in the kitchen by my mom

4

when your hands are doing all the work while your brain is taking a nap

She was jackoffsterbating on the phone during a Zoom meeting

He was jackoffsterbating in the restaurant and spilled his drink

I was jackoffsterbating in the park and got chased by a dog

5

when you're using both hands on your meat like it's your last day on Earth

I was jackoffsterbating in the classroom and got detention

He was jackoffsterbating on the train and everyone was staring at him

She was jackoffsterbating in the bathroom and got caught by her friend

6

when you're so obsessed with getting off you're using both hands like it's a race against time

I was jackoffsterbating during my lunch break and got yelled at by my boss

He was jackoffsterbating in the store and knocked over a whole shelf

She was jackoffsterbating on the bus and the driver had to stop the bus