Jackoffphobia

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Getting really angry when someone takes their time to jerk off in front of you or uses a weird tool to do it.

My cousin got in trouble for watching his uncle use a cheese grater to jerk off in the kitchen.

I walked in on my boss using a stapler to jerk off during a meeting.

My friend's dog started barking at the neighbor because he used a vacuum to jerk off outside.

Hating people who take their time to wank in public or use tools that make you question their life choices.

I saw my teacher using a paintbrush to jerk off during lunch break.

My mom got mad at my uncle for using a lawnmower to jerk off in the backyard.

My friend's cat ran away because his dad used a banana to jerk off in the living room.

Getting really annoyed when someone takes their time to jack off with their hands or weird tools in front of you.

My dad got in trouble for using a spatula to jerk off during dinner.

I saw my neighbor use a remote control to jerk off from my window.

My friend's brother used a ruler to jerk off during class.

Being super grossed out when someone takes their time to jerk off with their hands or weird stuff in public.

My cousin used a pen to jerk off during a Zoom meeting.

I saw my uncle use a mop to jerk off in the hallway.

My friend's dog ran away because his dad used a toothbrush to jerk off in the kitchen.

Getting really mad when someone spends too long jerking off with their hands or weird tools in front of you.

My dad used a whisk to jerk off during breakfast.

I saw my neighbor use a ladder to jerk off in the park.

My friend's teacher got mad at him for using a ruler to jerk off during math class.