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Carving a jack-o’-lantern and then trying to blow it up like it’s a hot date

I carved a pumpkin and then tried to blow it up like it was my ex.

This jack-o’-lantern was supposed to be cute, but now it’s just a burnt mess.

I put my face on a pumpkin and then microwaved it. That’s not a jack-o’-lantern, that’s a face-melting disaster.

Making a jack-o’-lantern so ugly, it looks like it was beat up by a ghost

This jack-o’-lantern looks like it got run over by a ghost on a skateboard.

I carved a pumpkin and it looks like it was attacked by a raccoon with a knife.

That jack-o’-lantern is so ugly, it should be in a beauty pageant for the worst face.

Putting a face on a pumpkin and then pretending it’s your lover

I carved a pumpkin and now I’m telling it I love it. It’s not working.

This jack-o’-lantern is my new boyfriend. He’s not talking back, but I’m still in love.

I carved a pumpkin and told it I was going to marry it. It just stared at me like it was confused.