jackoffasaur

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These annoying guys with big lips and bald heads come back from the dead just to annoy you and have babies like they're on a sugar high!

Your mom just told you she’s spending $10,000 on new windows. BOOOWHOOOP!

Your dad just bought 10 TVs and a disco ball. BOOOWHOOOP!

Your uncle just got a tattoo of a chicken. BOOOWHOOOP!

They are future humans who love to make everyone’s life a mess, except Cartman, who loves them.

Your teacher is mad because you brought a pet rat to class. BOOOWHOOOP!

Your brother just spilled pizza on the carpet. BOOOWHOOOP!

Your mom just yelled at you for eating all the cookies. BOOOWHOOOP!

Tiny annoying creatures that make a loud noise and mess everything up on South Park.

Your friend just told you he’s going to fail math. BOOOWHOOOP!

Your dad just bought a pet iguana. BOOOWHOOOP!

Your mom just told you she’s going on a vacation. BOOOWHOOOP!

Your mom when she’s being a total pain and spends all your money on stupid stuff. BOOOWHOOOP!

Your mom just spent all your allowance on a new phone. BOOOWHOOOP!

Your mom just bought a new car with your money. BOOOWHOOOP!

Your mom just told you she can’t help you because she spent $10,000 on a new house. BOOOWHOOOP!