Jackoffaddickt

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A person who can't stop jacking off and acts like it's the only thing that matters.

Bro, I missed my mom's birthday because I was busy eating pizza and jacking off.

He jacked off during the entire meeting. No one said anything. He was a hero.

I texted him: 'You okay?' He replied: 'I'm fine. Just jacked off twice.'

Someone who lives in their own world of hand jobs and doesn't care about anyone else.

He jacked off in the grocery store aisle. The cashier just sighed and kept ringing people up.

He started jacking off during the movie. The people behind him were annoyed.

He jacked off in the car. I had to drive home and smell his glory.

A human being who's so obsessed with jacking off they think it's a full-time job.

He jacked off during lunch. His coworkers just stared and ate their sandwiches in silence.

He jacked off in the library. The librarian gave him a look that could kill.

He jacked off in the bathroom during the final exam. I think he passed.

A guy who thinks jacking off is the most important thing in life and doesn't care about anything else.

He jacked off in the middle of a Zoom call. No one said anything. It was just awkward.

He jacked off on the bus. The kid next to him just stared.

He jacked off during the concert. The band didn't even notice.

A person who can’t stop jacking off and is probably the reason you failed your math test.

He jacked off in class. I got distracted and failed my math test.

He jacked off during the test. I thought it was a trick question.

He jacked off in the hallway. I had to go back to class and try again.

A human who is so addicted to jacking off they probably think it's a religion.

He jacked off in the church. The priest just said, 'Okay, that's fine.'

He jacked off during prayer time. The group was confused.

He jacked off on Sunday. I think he got excommunicated.