jackoffability

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How good something is for a guy to jerk off to it. It’s all in his head, but if a lot of guys agree, it’s a total win. Usually shown as a percent, and a high one means the thing being jacked off to is a total beast.
That picture of my ex’s abs is 99% jackoffability.
My neighbor’s dog has 70% jackoffability. I don’t know why.
That movie’s 10% jackoffability. I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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So good you can’t help but jerk off to it. It’s the ultimate compliment from a guy’s brain to his hand.
That video of my ex eating pizza had 100% jackoffability.
My teacher’s face after I failed the test had 80% jackoffability.
That meme is 99% jackoffability. I almost lost my job.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who jacks off. Also means you’re a total idiot.
My brother is a jackoff. He jacks off in the kitchen.
That kid is a jackoff. He jacks off during my math test.
My dog is a jackoff. He jacks off in my bed.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When a guy jacks off. Also means you’re a total piece of garbage.
He was jackoffing in the car. I almost got a ticket.
She was jackoffing in my room. I almost died.
He was jackoffing in the shower. I almost screamed.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Grab the base of your dick and slowly pull it to the tip until you cum. It’s the best way to die.
I jackoff every morning. It’s my way to die.
He jackoffs in the park. It’s his way to die.
She jackoffs in the bathroom. It’s her way to die.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy your father-in-law wants to kill because he doesn’t want you to marry his daughter.
My dad-in-law hates my brother. He’s a total jackoff.
My dad-in-law hates my friend. He’s a total jackoff.
My dad-in-law hates my dog. He’s a total jackoff.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A way to get prostate cancer, but it’s totally worth it because it feels so good.
I get prostate cancer from jackoffing. But it’s worth it.
He got prostate cancer from jackoffing. It was worth it.
She got prostate cancer from jackoffing. It was totally worth it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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