Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Can’t stop jerking off. Does it whenever they get the chance and can keep going all day long without needing food or water.

He texts me during lunch break just to say he’s jerking off again.

She texts her mom at 2 am to complain about her hand being sore from jerking off.

He got fired because he kept jerking off during meetings.

2

Is so into jerking off they can do it for hours straight and still have energy to spare.

He texts me during my workout to say he’s jerking off again.

She skipped dinner to jerk off instead.

He jerked off so much he got a rash.

3

Loves jerking off so much they can do it all day without needing food or water.

He texts me at work to say he’s jerking off again.

She jerked off so much she missed her flight.

He jerked off so much he forgot to brush his teeth.

4

Is so obsessed with jerking off they can do it all day without needing food or water.

He texts me during my dinner to say he’s jerking off again.

She jerked off so much she passed out.

He jerked off so much he got a new tattoo.

5

Can’t stop jerking off. Does it whenever they can and can go all day without needing food or water.

He texts me during my sleep to say he’s jerking off again.

She jerked off so much she lost her voice.

He jerked off so much he got a new haircut.

6

Is so into jerking off they can do it for hours straight and still have energy to spare.

He texts me during my lunch break to say he’s jerking off again.

She jerked off so much she got a new job.

He jerked off so much he got a new phone.