jackoff sock

My uncle's jackoff sock smells like old pizza and regret.

I found my dad's jackoff sock under the bed. It was a war zone.

My brother's jackoff sock is so stained, it looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

My mom found my jackoff sock on the floor. She yelled at me like I ruined her life.

He wore the same jackoff sock for three days. It was like a horror movie.

My jackoff sock is so used, it's got a life of its own.

My jackoff sock is the only thing I trust during my solo shows.

I wore my jackoff sock to school. My teacher asked if I was sick.

My jackoff sock has been through more than my ex.