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Any gross crap you slap on your wick when you don't have lube and you're too lazy to go get it. It could be anything from motor oil to mustard.
Used hot sauce for lube because I'm broke and lazy.
My cousin used glue for lube and now he can't stop sneezing.
I tried to use cake frosting and it tasted like regret.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The stuff you use when you're too broke or too stupid to buy lube. It could be anything from ketchup to your brother's hair gel.
Used my mom's hair gel for lube and it smells like a salon disaster.
Used ketchup and now my pants are stained and I'm mad.
Used my dad's shampoo and now I have a headache.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Anything you slap on your wick when you're too lazy to think and you just want it done. It could be anything from engine oil to your neighbor's spaghetti sauce.
Used engine oil for lube and now I smell like a car mechanic.
Used spaghetti sauce and now I taste like a kid's lunch.
Used my dog's shampoo and now I smell like a wet dog.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The mess you make when you use whatever is closest to you instead of real lube. It could be anything from paint to your brother's breakfast cereal.
Used paint for lube and now my pants are a rainbow.
Used breakfast cereal and now I have crumpets stuck to my wick.
Used my sister's glitter and now I look like a disco ball.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Anything you use for lube when you're too cheap or too dumb to buy the right stuff. It could be anything from mayonnaise to your uncle's old sock.
Used mayonnaise and now I smell like a sandwich.
Used my uncle's sock and now I have foot odor.
Used old sock and now I'm stuck with a sock disaster.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The random crap you use when you're too lazy to think and you just want it over with. It could be anything from tea tree oil to your neighbor's spaghetti sauce.
Used tea tree oil and now I taste like a forest.
Used spaghetti sauce and now I look like a kid's lunch.
Used my neighbor's spaghetti sauce and now I'm covered in tomato mess.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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