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#artistic failure#cum cannon#mural of shame

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A guy sprays his cum everywhere like it's a masterpiece, and it's probably the worst art ever.
He threw his load on the bed like he was trying to paint a mural of shame.
He shot his cum across the room like it was a bullet from a cum cannon.
He painted the wall with his cum because he ran out of paint.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a man spills his cum all over the place like it's a disaster and he doesn't care.
He dumped his cum on the floor like it was a crime scene.
He sprayed his cum on the ceiling like he was trying to commit suicide.
He threw his cum on the bed like he was trying to make a mess.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy goes wild with his cum, flinging it everywhere like he's trying to cover the room in cum.
He flung his cum like it was a cum grenade.
He sprayed his cum on the window like he was trying to make a cum stained glass.
He threw his cum on the wall like he was trying to create a cum masterpiece.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a man just can't hold back and lets his cum fly everywhere like it's a cum explosion.
He let his cum fly like it was a cum volcano.
He exploded his cum all over the bed like it was a cum tsunami.
He let his cum go like it was a cum hurricane.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy throws his cum everywhere like he's trying to make a cum mess and he's proud of it.
He threw his cum on the floor like he was trying to make a cum lake.
He painted the bed with his cum like it was a cum mural.
He scattered his cum like it was a cum snowstorm.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a man just goes full cum mode and dumps it everywhere like it's a cum nightmare.
He dumped his cum on the wall like it was a cum nightmare.
He flung his cum like it was a cum explosion.
He painted the floor with his cum like it was a cum disaster.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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