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A total waste of space. He spends more time jerking off than living. You’d rather be tortured than hang out with him.
He missed the party because he was ‘busy’ with his hand.
He told me he had 1000 followers but only 2 liked his posts.
He cried when his mom told him to stop watching TikTok.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The kind of guy who thinks he's hot stuff, but he's just a meat bag with a bad attitude.
He bragged about his abs but they were just his face muscles.
He called me a ‘freak’ because I got an A on my test.
He got kicked out of the store because he wouldn’t stop yelling.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s so bad at life, he invented ‘self-love’ just to feel better.
He texted me ‘I’m loving myself’ at 3 AM.
He tried to start a band but it was just him singing to his cat.
He cried when his phone died because he had no life.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A human version of a broken toaster. He only works when he’s getting his own way.
He threw a tantrum because he didn’t get the last slice of pizza.
He called me a ‘snitch’ because I told the teacher he cheated.
He cried when his video game character died.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the king of the world, but he's just a sad, sweaty man with no friends.
He tried to be a influencer but only had 3 followers.
He cried when his mom told him to stop using her phone.
He told me he had a ‘big plan’ but it was just watching YouTube.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who would rather die than be around other people. He’s like a ghost with a bad attitude.
He skipped the school dance to watch a movie alone.
He texted me ‘I’m dying’ because he had no friends.
He cried when his dog left him for a few hours.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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