Jackoff Machine

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A giant metal monster that you lay under and it sticks a cylinder up your pecker and pumps it like a jackhammer. Some guys get forced to use it as a punishment for being a bad kid.

My gym teacher made me use it for not doing push-ups.

I got stuck in it for 10 minutes because I said the word 'poo'.

It went so fast I peed my pants.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

It’s like a torture device for guys who can’t keep it in their pants. You put your pecker in a metal tube and it goes up and down like it’s trying to kill you.

My brother used it to get revenge on me for stealing his snack.

The teacher turned it up to max and I screamed like a girl.

I used it so much I got a tattoo of it on my leg.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A big machine that gives you the best orgasm ever, but only if you’re brave enough to use it. Some guys get stuck in it for being too loud.

I used it during lunch and got in trouble for making the whole class laugh.

My dad used it to get revenge for me calling him a bad driver.

It was so loud the principal came in to shut it off.

by Slangipedia 10d ago