jackoff hands

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the gross stink your hands have after you finish jacking off. its like a mix of snot and your weenie.

my hands smell like a dead raccoon after my morning jackoff

i tried to shake hands with my mom and she ran away

i touched my pizza and now it tastes like my cum

the stinky goo on your hands after you finish beating off. its spit, cum, and your brain leaking out.

my hands smell so bad my dog ran away

i touched my face and now my face is gross

i tried to high five my friend and he screamed

the bad smell on your hands when you finish jacking off. its like your mouth and your pecker made a baby.

my hands stank so bad my brother said i was a monster

i touched my phone and now my phone smells like my cum

i tried to hug my sister and she said i was a gross baby