jackoff assault

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A nonstop finger-flicking marathon until you’re too tired to feel pain, or three or more guys sploshing their jizz all over a person like it’s a prank.
My cousin did a jackoff assault for six hours and still had energy to beat me up.
The guys in the back of the bus did a jackoff assault on the teacher and she fainted.
He did a jackoff assault on his girlfriend and she screamed like a banshee.
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When you can’t stop jerking off until you’re dry, or a bunch of guys shoot their wads on someone like they’re at a water gun fight.
He did a jackoff assault during class and the teacher gave him a D for effort.
The guys in the gym did a jackoff assault on the coach and he ran out crying.
She did a jackoff assault on her brother and he got a rash.
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When you go full-on finger-blasting until you’re empty, or a gang of guys dump their cum on a person like they’re throwing a party.
He did a jackoff assault in the hallway and the janitor had to mop it up.
The guys did a jackoff assault on the principal and he got a pink slip.
She did a jackoff assault on her dad and he passed out.
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