jackoff-a-saurus rex

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A guy who can't stop jacking off it's like his brain is on fire and the only way to put it out is with a hand

I saw him in the bathroom at work jacking off like it was a second job

He texted me mid-meeting saying he had to jack off because his pants were too tight

He jacked off in the grocery cart and the cashier saw everything

A man who lives to jack off and doesn't care if the whole world sees him doing it

He jacked off in the middle of a Zoom call and no one said anything

He jacked off in the car during rush hour and got a ticket

He jacked off on the bus and the kids started laughing

A dude who jacks off so much it's like he's trying to get a scholarship from his own hand

He jacked off in the gym and the weights started shaking

He jacked off during a movie and the theater got a complaint

He jacked off in the park and a kid asked if he was doing magic