jackobite

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A smelly, cheap drink that tastes like regret. You can find it at the yellow parrot shop in AY. It’s so bad, it makes your brain scream.

I drank jackobite and my brain turned to mush. #worstchoiceever

That drink is like a punch to the face. I can’t even look at it anymore.

I bought jackobite and it was the worst decision of my life. #regret

A Twitch streamer with huge boobs who plays Apex Legends like it’s a war. She’s so bad, she makes the game cry.

Jackobite got eliminated in the first round. Classic.

She’s so bad at Apex, it’s like watching a baby try to fight a dragon.

Jackobite just died to a squishy little kid. It’s brutal.