Jackob Tirell

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A hot guy who looks like he was made by God to make other guys feel like dirt. He’s the king of the hill and can beat up anyone who tries to challenge him, even if they’re as weak as a baby.
Jackob walked in and every guy in the room lost their confidence.
He looked at Wang and said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'
He’s the reason why guys like me hide behind the fridge.
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A man so attractive he could make a nun blush and a priest swear. He’s the type of guy who makes other guys look like they were born in a dumpster.
He showed up to the party and every guy there wanted to disappear.
He looked at me and said, 'You’re not even trying.'
He’s the reason I failed gym class.
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A guy who’s so good-looking it’s almost illegal. He’s the type of guy who could make a bald man cry and a fat man feel ashamed.
He walked in and the whole room went silent.
He looked at Wang and said, 'You’re like a lost puppy.'
He’s the reason I eat more donuts.
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