jacko cannell

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Jacko Cannell is a tiny, stink-butt midget who eats kangaroo every day and thinks he’s the king of the rugby world. He’s a total f***ing s***-head who f***ing begs Nathan Cleary for attention, and he dances like a f***ing idiot every time he scores.

Jacko: 'I ate kangaroo for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I'm a legend.'

Jacko: 'Nathan Cleary is my hero. I'm his best friend.'

Jacko: 'I don’t know why you all hate me. I’m perfect.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jacko Cannell is a pink-faced, brain-dead loser who thinks he’s a rockstar because he can do a backflip. He’s got the Kung Flu and smells like old socks.

Jacko: 'I did a backflip. I’m famous.'

Jacko: 'I have the Kung Flu. I’m sick, but I’m cool.'

Jacko: 'I don’t know why you’re mad. I’m not even here.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jacko Cannell is a f***ing tiny, f***ing stupid, f***ing smelly kangaroo-eating meatball who thinks he’s a big shot because he dances like Michael Jackson.

Jacko: 'I dance like Michael Jackson. I’m a legend.'

Jacko: 'I eat kangaroo. I’m a meatball.'

Jacko: 'I’m tiny, but I’m the best.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago