Jacknoumie

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God gives her a pass because she looks good and doesn't bite.

She got away with murder because she wore mascara and a smile.

The judge gave her a slap on the wrist because she looked like a Victoria's Secret model.

Even the devil took a back seat when she walked in.

She’s so pretty and nice, God lets her off the hook.

She got a free pass because she had a face and a heart of gold.

The priest said she was too hot to go to hell.

She didn’t even have to pray, God just gave her a gold star.

She's so good-looking and soft, God skips the punishment.

She didn’t get grounded because she looked good and said please.

God skipped her sins like a stone across a pond.

She had a pretty face and a kind voice, that was enough for heaven.