Jacknose

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A jacknose is a loser who smells like old socks and thinks they’re cool. It’s the worst insult you can get, and it’s like being called a human trash can.
My mom called my cousin a jacknose because he ate the last slice of pizza.
My friend’s teacher called him a jacknose after he fell out of his chair.
I told my brother he was a jacknose because he tried to kiss my dog.
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A jacknose is someone so dumb they think a chicken is a vegetable. It’s the most embarrassing thing you can be called, and it’s like being picked last for dodgeball.
My neighbor called my dog a jacknose because it chased his cat.
My friend’s mom called her a jacknose because she spilled soup on her shirt.
I called my teacher a jacknose because he wore a hat inside the classroom.
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A jacknose is someone who thinks they’re a king, but they’re just a smelly, sad, sad man. It’s the worst thing you can be called, and it’s like getting picked for the worst group project ever.
My brother called my dad a jacknose because he forgot his coffee.
My sister called my brother a jacknose because he cried when he lost a game.
I called my friend a jacknose because he tried to eat a whole cake.
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