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A clueless donkey who thinks they're the king of the hill
He tried to start a fight with three guys at the gas station
He bragged about his pizza skills but couldn't finish one slice
He walked into a wall and still said it was the wall's fault
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A brainless goat who thinks they're the best at everything
He tried to rap but it sounded like a goat in a blender
He claimed he could beat anyone in a dance-off
He said he could fix the internet but it took three hours to turn on his phone
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A stupid cow who thinks they're the boss of the barn
He yelled at the chicken for knocking over his coffee
He said he could beat anyone in a spelling bee but couldn't spell 'spelling'
He tried to be the leader of a group but kept forgetting the group's name
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A foolish donkey who thinks they're the smartest in the stable
He tried to explain quantum physics but used the word 'silly' three times
He said he could be a rockstar but couldn't play the guitar
He tried to give a speech but kept saying 'um' for five minutes
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A dumb horse who thinks he's the main character of a movie
He tried to act in a play but kept walking offstage
He said he was the hero but got knocked out by a kid
He tried to be cool but just stared at his own feet
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A moron who thinks they're the center of the universe
He complained about the moon being too bright
He said he could beat anyone in a video game but lost to a toddler
He tried to be a scientist but used a banana as a test subject
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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