jacknify

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1
To rip off someone’s snack with a knife like a feral animal in a cafeteria.
I jacknified his pizza and now he’s crying in the lunch line.
She stabbed my sandwich with a butter knife and took it like it was hers.
He knife-jacked my chips and ran off like a thief in a grocery store.
2
When you use a knife to steal food like a savage in a food fight.
He knife-jacked my burger and threw it in my face.
My friend jacknified my taco and I had to eat it with my hands.
She stabbed my snack and walked off like she owned the cafeteria.
3
To take someone’s food with a knife like you’re in a knife duel over a snack.
He jacknified my sandwich and now I’m eating it with my fingers.
She knife-jacked my snack and I had to eat it with a fork.
He took my pizza with a knife and I had to eat it cold.
4
Stealing food with a knife like you’re in a lunchroom war.
I knife-jacked his snack and now he’s mad.
She jacknified my snack and I had to eat it with my hands.
He stabbed my sandwich with a knife and took it like it was his.
5
Using a knife to take someone’s food like you’re a thief in a snack heist.
He jacknified my snack and I had to eat it with a spoon.
She knife-jacked my pizza and I had to eat it with my fingers.
He stabbed my snack with a knife and took it like it was his.
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