Jacknifing

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When a guy cums so hard he looks like he got hit by a brick while still half-hard.
My buddy jacknifed during lunch and spilled soup all over his pants.
He came so fast he almost knocked over the chair.
I saw him jacknife in the middle of a Zoom call and his boss asked if he was okay.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a hammock is stretched so high it looks like it's trying to escape the ground.
The hammock was so high I thought it was trying to fly.
It looked like it was about to touch the sky.
I almost fell out of it because it was stretched like a tightrope.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you twist a dog like a pretzel and shove your knob in its mouth while someone else does the same thing in the poop chute with a strapon. Then you both rub rusty badges like you're in a jailhouse lovefest.
I bent my dog like a pretzel and my knob went in its mouth like it was a snack.
The other guy was doing it in the poop chute with a strapon and it looked like a prison romance.
We both rubbed rusty badges like we were in a jailhouse lovefest and it was wild.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you laugh so hard you bend in half like a broken accordion and let out a big whoop.
He laughed so hard he bent in half and yelled like a madman.
She bent over like she was doing a split and let out a loud whoop.
The kid laughed so hard he bent over and knocked over his juice box.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A real legend, like a mix between Jesse James and D. B. Cooper, but with a meaty member and a bed game that could make a king jealous.
He's like a mix of Jesse James and D. B. Cooper, but with a huge cock and a bed game that could make a king jealous.
That guy is a real-life outlaw with a cock so big it could split the bed in two.
He’s a legend in bed and in life, like a real-life super hero with a massive member.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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