jackneering

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To jackneer: verb. To mess something up so bad it feels like you just peed in a soup kitchen. You make everything harder for everyone else while you’re trying to look cool.
I tried to jackneer the test, but I failed it and the teacher gave me a sour look.
He jackneered the game by tripping the goalie and falling into the goal.
She jackneered her math homework by drawing a mustache on the teacher’s face instead of doing the problems.
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To jackneer: verb. To move like a caffeinated raccoon on a sugar high. You zoom around like you’re late for your own funeral.
He jackneered through the hallway like he was being chased by a giant chicken.
She jackneered around the room, knocking over chairs and screaming about glitter.
The dog jackneered across the yard, leaving a trail of muddy footprints.
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