jackneer

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To jackneer: verb. To mess something up so bad it feels like you just peed on a birthday cake and nobody told you.

I tried to cook dinner and turned it into a fire hazard. Classic jackneer.

He dropped his phone in the toilet. That’s not a mistake. That’s a jackneer.

She missed her flight because she forgot her shoes. That’s a jackneer at its finest.

To jackneer: verb. To zip around like a maniac who just got a second wind and a kick to the pants.

He jackneered through the crowd like he was on a mission from God.

She jackneered across the room to grab the last slice of pizza.

He jackneered out of the room before anyone could ask him about his bad decisions.