Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who thinks they’re a king but acts like a donkey who just got hit with a hammer

Why did you yell at the cashier? They gave you the right change!

He tried to flirt with my mom and called her a 'hot mess' in front of me.

He threw his soda at the bus driver because he didn’t like the music.

2

A person who thinks they’re smart but acts like a brainless animal who just ate a whole pizza

He tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now the whole house is offline.

He called the teacher a ‘boring old man’ during class.

He started a fight over whose turn it was to pick the movie.

3

A human who is loud, dumb, and thinks they’re the main character in a horror movie

He screamed at the dog for barking at him.

He told the principal he was ‘bored of school’ and walked out.

He called the sky ‘boring’ and threw his shoes at it.

4

A person who makes bad decisions and thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread

He ate six burgers and then tried to run a marathon.

He told the teacher he was ‘too cool for school’ and left in the middle of class.

He started a fight over whose turn it was to pick the movie.

5

A human who acts like they know everything but can’t even tie their shoes properly

He tried to explain quantum physics to a kid and got it wrong.

He yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong soup.

He tried to fix the printer and now it’s broken.

6

A person who thinks they’re a superhero but can’t even remember their own name

He tried to save the day by punching a wall and broke his hand.

He told the class he was ‘the best student ever’ and failed the test.

He started a fight with the janitor because he didn’t like the mop.