jacknaphobia

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Jacknaphobia is when you hate jack so much it hurts. You might even cry or throw up if you see him.

I saw jack and I immediately vomited. It was glorious.

My dog ran away from jack and never came back. That’s how bad it was.

I got a tattoo of 'no jack' and it’s on my face. I look like a fool.

Jacknaphobia is the fear of jack. It’s like having a nightmare but it’s real and it happens every day.

Jack walked into my classroom and I screamed like a banshee.

I had to leave the room because jack was there. It was too much.

My teacher made me sit next to jack and I cried like a baby.

Jacknaphobia is the worst thing ever. It’s when jack is so annoying you want to punch him in the face.

Jack kept talking during my favorite movie. I almost killed him.

I saw jack in the hallway and I ran away like a coward.

Jack texted me and I threw my phone at the wall. It broke.