jackmonkey

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A stupid person who acts like they're the smartest person in the room even when they're not.

My cousin thinks he's Einstein because he can count to 10.

My neighbor tried to explain quantum physics to me like I was a genius.

My boss said he's a genius because he can spell 'Saturday' backwards.

A butt that monkeys around and tells you some nonsense to mess with you and make you mad.

My friend told me he was a rockstar just to make me laugh.

My mom said she saw aliens in the grocery store.

My brother told me he invented the wheel and it was a big deal.

A brainless waste of space who can't even wrap their head around the simplest things.

My dog tried to explain the meaning of life to me.

My sister can't tell the difference between a clock and a watch.

My uncle said he's a math genius because he can add 2 + 2 and get 5.

A politician who talks in circles just to hide the fact that they don't know what they're doing.

The mayor said he's going to fix the roads, but he didn't know what a road was.

The governor said he was going to save the country, but he forgot his pants.

The president said he was going to make the world better, but he spilled coffee on his shirt.