jackmole

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A stupid, loud, smelly kid who hangs out in busy places and makes everyone's life a nightmare.
Jackmole was yelling at a pigeon like it owed him money.
He tried to steal my snack and got tackled by a bus driver.
He drew on the floor with marker and refused to stop.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A brainless, loudmouth, stinky kid who loiters in crowded spots and turns peace into chaos.
He sat on a fire hydrant and tried to sing opera to a group of tourists.
He threw a soda can at a cop and ran like a scared rabbit.
He tried to start a fight with a street musician and got kicked out of the bus station.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A dumb, rude, smelly kid who lingers in public spots and makes everyone else look good by comparison.
He peed on a bench and claimed it was a new kind of art.
He asked for a sandwich and then threw it at a security guard.
He tried to hug a statue and got arrested for public annoyance.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A useless, loud, smelly kid who hangs out in busy places and turns normal people into heroes.
He tried to ride a skateboard up a wall and fell into a trash can.
He started a chant about pizza and made the whole bus station sing along.
He drew a mustache on a cop’s face and ran away like a coward.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A stupid, loud, smelly kid who lingers in public areas and causes trouble like it’s his full-time job.
He sat on a newspaper stand and refused to move until someone paid him.
He tried to negotiate with a traffic light and got fined $5.
He started a dance party in the middle of the bus station and no one stopped him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A brainless, rude, smelly kid who hangs around busy spots and makes everything worse just for fun.
He tried to eat a whole pizza and then threw the crusts at a bus driver.
He started a fake robbery and ran away when no one believed him.
He claimed he was a superhero and tried to save a pigeon from a traffic jam.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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