Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A thief takes your stuff and laughs in your face.

My lunch was gone and the guy who took it had my sandwich in his mouth.

He took my last soda and said I looked like a broke-ass kid.

I left my phone on the bus and the next day it was in someone else's pocket.

2

Someone takes your stuff like it’s their birthright.

I came to class and my pencil was gone. My teacher said it was claimed by a new student.

My snack was stolen and the guy said it was his favorite flavor.

I had my game on my phone and my friend took it and said it was his now.

3

You get robbed by a kid who thinks he’s a king.

My snack was gone and the kid who took it said he was the snack king.

I lost my phone and the guy who took it said it was his new crown.

My lunch was stolen and the kid said it was his lunch break.

4

A thief takes your stuff and then says it was a gift.

My snack was stolen and the guy said it was a surprise.

He took my pen and said it was a gift for my bad handwriting.

I lost my phone and the guy said it was a present for my bad life.

5

You get your stuff taken and the thief is proud of it.

My lunch was gone and the kid who took it said it was a flex.

I lost my phone and the guy who took it said he was a legend.

My snack was stolen and the thief said it was a win.

6

A thief steals your stuff and then shows off.

I lost my phone and the guy who took it started showing off my pictures.

My lunch was stolen and the thief started eating it like it was a trophy.

I lost my snack and the thief said it was the best he ever had.