Jackmo

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A big guy who faps so much it’s like he’s got a second job just for his noodle.

My uncle is a jackmo. He faps during lunch breaks and forgets to eat.

That guy in the gym is a jackmo. He’s got a six-pack and a hard-on at the same time.

My dad is a jackmo. He faps so much he’s got a second identity.

A guy who talks your ear off while trying to buy something, but he’s broke and probably still living with his mom.

That jackmo at the store kept asking me questions for 10 minutes. I didn’t even know what I was buying.

The jackmo at the car lot was so broke he asked if I had change for a dollar.

That jackmo tried to buy my bike with a promise and a coupon.