JackMeFatty

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The only person who can make you laugh until you throw up your dinner.
JackMeFatty just told a joke about my mom and my dog. I cried laughing.
I was crying in my cereal. He texted me and I laughed so hard I spilled milk.
He called my grandma a disco ball. I nearly choked on my pizza.
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The human version of a laugh track. He’s always cackling like he’s on a sitcom.
He laughed so loud at my failed attempt at a magic trick, the neighbor called the cops.
He was watching my dad sing in the shower. He cackled so hard, his coffee spilled on the floor.
He laughed at my cat’s face when I dropped a sock on it. My cat glared at me.
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The person who makes your day go from bad to absolutely ridiculous.
My day was terrible. He texted me a meme. Now I’m confused and laughing.
He told me my math test was a joke. I failed it. He still laughed.
He said my hair looked like a chicken. Now I’m mad and laughing.
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