jackmatized

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anything that makes you cum so hard you think your pants are gonna explode while you jerk off

I watched that dog video for 2 hours straight. My face was red, my pants were soaked.

My neighbor’s cat was giving me the eye. I came like a fire hydrant.

That meme about the pizza guy was my jackmatized for the whole week.

when Jack Harlow sings you into a love stupor like you’re his only chance at happiness

I was on my phone, then Jack Harlow came on, and I forgot my own name.

I cried at the chorus. My dog looked at me like I was crazy.

I told my mom I was in love. She said I was high.