jackmat

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Jackmat is the stuff you look at when you're trying to get a hard on and it's the only thing keeping you from giving up on life.

My mom's old selfies. They're like a low-budget porn flick.

My gym instructor's biceps. I swear he's trying to flex me to death.

My ex's Instagram stories. They're like a love letter from hell.

Jackmat is when Jack Harlow's voice is so smooth it sounds like he's whispering secrets into your ear while you're stuck in traffic.

I was driving and I thought I was going to die from how good his voice was.

I tried to ignore his song, but it followed me to the grocery store.

I started crying in the middle of the mall because I thought he was in love with me.