Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly mess where kids and dogs run wild and the air tastes like old pizza and regret.

This place is a jackman, I swear I can smell my dog's butt from here.

The jackman is so bad, I think it's trying to take over the world.

My mom says the jackman is the reason my dog eats my homework.

2

A guy who jacks off so much he probably has a second job doing it.

My neighbor is a jackman, he jacks off in the park.

This guy is a jackman, he jacks off in the middle of meetings.

My brother is a jackman, he jacks off during my video game time.

3

A word that means someone is so good at sex, they make women think about it during their lunch break.

That guy is a jackman, he made my mom think about sex during her lunch.

That movie was jackman, I could feel my brain melting.

My dad said the president was jackman, and now I can't stop thinking about it.

4

A hairball that grows at the back of your neck, like your head is trying to grow a beard in the wrong place.

I have a jackman, and it's bigger than my head.

My brother has a jackman, and it looks like a squirrel lives in his hair.

My mom says my jackman is going to grow into a full head of hair, and I'm going to look like a monkey.

5

A guy so hot, he was picked to be the Sexiest Man Alive, and he still somehow managed to be a rock star.

Hugh Jackman is a jackman, he’s hot enough to melt my face.

That guy is a jackman, he was picked to be the Sexiest Man Alive.

My mom says Hugh Jackman is a jackman, and I believe her because he’s that hot.

6

A guy with claws who fights bad guys and looks like he could beat up my dad.

Wolverine is a jackman, he has claws and fights bad guys.

That guy is a jackman, he looks like he could beat up my dad.

Wolverine is a jackman, he’s got claws and he fights evil.

7

A guy who plays cool characters and gets paid a lot for it, and he also has a wife and two kids.

Hugh Jackman is a jackman, he plays cool characters and has two kids.

That guy is a jackman, he has a wife and two kids.

Hugh Jackman is a jackman, he has a wife and two kids and plays cool characters.