Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A guy who jacks off so much he probably thinks he's a superhero.

Jackmanism: I jacked off six times today and I'm still not done.

Jackmanism: My roommate is a Jackman. He jacks off during meetings.

Jackmanism: This guy is a Jackman. He jacks off in the grocery store.

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A magical feeling from the 90s when things went from bad to awesome, mostly because of a guy named Jack Martin who had the best sex ever.

Jackmanism: That pizza was jackman. I almost cried.

Jackmanism: When Trump lost, that was jackman.

Jackmanism: My mom’s cooking was jackman. I ate the whole plate.

3

A hairy ball on your neck that looks like it wants to take over your life.

Jackmanism: I have a jackman. It’s on my neck. It’s huge.

Jackmanism: My jackman looks like a spider. I’m scared of it.

Jackmanism: My jackman is so big it’s trying to escape.

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A guy who looks like a god, has a perfect body, and can sing like an angel but still somehow manages to be a total drama queen.

Jackmanism: Hugh is a god. He looks like a god. He acts like a god.

Jackmanism: Hugh turned down the role of Bond. That’s a jackman move.

Jackmanism: Hugh is a total drama queen. He fights with his wife in public.

5

A hairy blue man who can rip your face off and is also a total softie inside.

Jackmanism: Wolverine is a hairy blue man. He can rip your face off.

Jackmanism: Wolverine is also a softie. He cried in the movies.

Jackmanism: Wolverine is the best. He’s a hairy blue man who loves his kids.

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The guy who looks like a god, can sing, dance, and act, and somehow got paid to do it all.

Jackmanism: Hugh is a god. He can sing, dance, and act like a god.

Jackmanism: Hugh got paid to do all that. That’s a jackman move.

Jackmanism: Hugh is a total legend. He got paid to be a legend.

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A guy who looks like he stepped out of a magazine and also happens to be a total hunk.

Jackmanism: Hugh looks like a magazine cover. He’s a total hunk.

Jackmanism: I watch his movies just because he’s a hunk.

Jackmanism: He’s a total hunk. That’s why I’m watching all his movies.