jackmanifostered

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a sinjin who drowns a fanpage on tiktok because they think they're famous for no real reason
@jackmanifostered just posted a video of a cat wearing a hat. it's got 1.2 million likes. i don't even know why.
i asked him why he's famous and he said 'because i'm cool.' that's not a reason. that's a vibe.
his fanpage is so loud it drowned out my mom's screaming during the final game of the world series.
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a sinjin who made a fanpage on tiktok and now it's so loud it's like he's yelling at you in your brain
he posted a 30-second video of him eating cereal and it's got 2 million likes. that's not a feat. that's a crime.
i tried to message him and it said 'this person is too loud. please try again later.'
he got 10 million followers and now he thinks he's a king. i'm not even sure he knows what a king is.
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a sinjin who made a fanpage on tiktok and it's so popular it's like he's the most important person in the universe
he posted a video of him sneezing and it went viral. that's not cool. that's sad.
his fanpage is so loud it woke up my dog in the middle of the night. my dog is a saint.
he thinks he's famous because he has 10 million followers. i think he's just bad at math.
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