jackmanifold grind

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Jack Manifold keeps donating like a madman even when everything goes to hell, and you're stuck watching it all because you can't escape the Jack Manifold grind
Jack Manifold just gave $10,000 to a clown who set fire to the school. I'm still here. I can't leave.
He donated to a guy who got arrested for eating a whole pizza in the library. I'm still here. I can't leave.
He gave money to a kid who cried in a traffic jam. I'm still here. I can't leave.
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Jack Manifold’s donations are like a curse. Even when things are bad, you still have to watch because of the Jack Manifold grind
Jack Manifold donated to a man who turned his dog into a chicken. I had to watch it. I'm still mad.
He gave money to a guy who yelled at a cloud. I had to sit through it. I'm still mad.
He sent cash to a kid who drew a mustache on a statue. I had to watch it. I'm still mad.
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Jack Manifold is like a beast that won't stop donating. You get stuck watching every stupid thing he funds, no matter how bad it gets
Jack Manifold gave $500 to a guy who screamed at a robot. I had to watch it. I can't unsee it.
He donated to a man who tried to ride a goat into traffic. I had to watch it. I can't unsee it.
He sent money to a kid who made a sandwich out of socks. I had to watch it. I can't unsee it.
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